Dear cat owner,
This is important. i need your help!
Who am i?
You don't know me, but your cat sure does...
For a very long time, i've been the best food your cat could eat.
That's because (unfortunately for me) your cat's:
- teeth
- gut
- kidneys
- even its thirst
...are all designed around a small, warm, meaty animal – just like ickle mousey me.
For millennia, nothing could nourish a cat as well as we could.
Supermarket pouches? Grains, fillers & sugary jellies? Didn't stand a chance.
Even the fancy stuff with clever words like 'natural recipe' and 'high meat' – boiled to oblivion in a tin!
No. We've been watching them.
The smart cats sniff it and walk away. They call those ones 'fussy'. (i call them clever.)
The others? Some get sick. Some get lazy. Most get dull coats and stinky(!) poos.
But worst of all? Even when they eat it all up, they never feel full...
So when they finally give up mewing for more, they come looking for us. Gulp!
Oh how we've wished for change...
For someone, somewhere to realise, mice aren't made from vegetables!
Please Almighty Dog, help us!
And now.
Finally.
A miracle's happened...
KatKin!
A food purpose designed to nourish cats (almost) as well as we do...
100% real meat
0% filler
Moisture.
Muscle.
Organs.
Everything.
In just the right proportions.
In made-to-measure trays.
It's even gently steamed to keep as much goodness as possible.
Oh Joy! Oh rapture!
Not a mouse in sight!
Which is why i've hacked this page...
To implore you.
For my your cat's sake.
Please stop feeding that other stuff!
The very best thing you can do for your cat today? Better than anything?
Let it try KatKin.
Just let it try.
You'll feel good every time you see the bowl licked clean.
A warm glow knowing there's truly nothing better you could feed it.
(Unless you want a freezer full of mice!)
Yours squeakily,
Mr M. Ice.
P.s. nearly forgot... i've also hacked the coupon codes!
Qwik... i can hear someone coming...
You'll be pleased you did!
Bye!
